Lots of things are thrilling, like rollercoasters or intentionally omitting the coaster under your drink (gasp). But none are quite as shriek-worthy as an all-inclusive pass to Screamland Farms, yours with this deal for $37.50 (regularly $75).
Start honing your shrill tones now, because you’re going to need them. Your horrifying experience can encompass all five attractions if you choose, beginning with the Barn of Bedlam, where bayou voodoo tests your ability to adhere to a righteous path. Head toward Hayride of Horrors for a journey through a dark wooded world where the Woodsman definitely doesn’t have your best interests at heart. Decimate your empty-headed enemies in Zombie Paintball (and hopefully keep your flesh for yourself), or explore Screamland Farm’s newest addition, Escape the Woodshed. This popular attraction challenges you to use logic, instinct and critical thinking skills to solve a puzzle in three minutes or less to escape with your life. Do you think you have what it takes? Try not to die, and grab this deal before it meets its demise.
*Gates open at 7pm. Rated PG-13. Not recommended for kids 13 and under. No pets. Check Screamland Farms’ Facebook page for weather-related announcements before arrival.